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HMSP18105

If Friday is your second favorite F word, then what's your first?

- Cut for athletic bodies

- Premium cotton/lycra blend

- Tagless.  No itchy!

$35.00
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Size Guide

A great fit will help you perform better.  We offer two general fits to meet your needs on race day. 

 

  1. Athletic fit: Designed to fit close to your body without extra fabric to bunch up or get snagged on an obstacle. 
  2. Compression fit: Tight, second skin fit that keeps you locked in and makes you feel like you can do anything.

 Men’s Size Guide

 

Small

Medium

Large

X Large

Chest

36”-38”

39”-41”

42”-43”

44”-46”

Bicep

11”-12.25”

12.25”-13.25”

13.25”-14.5”

14.5”-15.75”

Waist

29”-31”

32”-33”

34”-35”

36”-37”

Inseam

32”

33”

34”

35”

Headwear

6 3/4

7 1/4

7 1/8

7 5/8

 

How to measure

Chest – wrap a measuring tape around the largest part of your chest which usually means the tape will be right on your nip.  Keep the tape flat and make sure it’s not too tight. 

Waist – Wrap a measuring tape just above your belly button and allow for ¼” of slack in the tape.  This is your natural waist.  Relax, our shorts and pants are designed to sit 2” to 3” below your natural waist.

Biceps – With your arm relaxed, wrap a tape measure around the largest part of your biceps, usually about 1 ½” above the crook of your arm.

Inseam – First, find someone you’re cool with getting close to your package.  Then stand with your feet shoulder width apart and have them measure from the very top of your inner leg to the bottom of your inner ankle.  Turn your head and cough if you want. 

 

Women’s Size Guide

 

X Small

Small

Medium

Large

Bust

31”-32”

33”-34”

35”-36”

37”-38”

Waist

24.5”

26.5”

28.5”

30.5”

Hip

35”

37”

39”

41”

Bicep

9”-10.25”

10.25”-11.5”

11.5-12.5”

12.5-13.25”

Inseam

32”

33”

34”

35”

Headwear

6 3/4

7 1/4

7 1/8

7 5/8

 

How to measure

Bust – wrap a tape measure around the biggest part of your bust which usually means the tape will be right on your nipples.  Keep the tape flat and make sure it’s not too tight.

Waist – Wrap a measuring tape just above your belly button and allow for ¼” of slack in the tape.  This is your natural waist.  Our bottoms will sit an inch or two below your natural waist.

Hips – Wrap a measuring tape around the widest point of your hips.  This is usually around the peak of your butt cheeks.  Don’t worry, we designed and engineered these to make your ass look GREAT no matter what your size.

Inseam – First, find someone you’re comfortable with getting close to your lady stuff.  Then stand with your feet shoulder width apart and have them measure from the very top of your inner leg to the bottom of your inner ankle.

Biceps – With your arm relaxed, wrap a tape measure around the largest part of your biceps, usually about 1 ½” above the crook of your arm.    

There can only be one favorite when it comes to F words.  Ours happens to be four letters and can be considered a verb, adverb and adjective.  We just can't go around shouting it all the time, so this shirt has to give people the message.  We made it with a premium cotton/lycra blend that is soft AF and will retain its shape forever.  

The Details

  • Athletic cut to accomodate the work you've been puttin' in
  • Premium cotton/lycra blend is soft AF and has just the right amount of stretch
  • Tagless ... those things are a pain in the ass anyway
  • Silicone screen print flexes with the fabric

This is our athletic fit, which is close to your body without much extra fabric around it.  The sleeves are designed to fit snug around your arms ... you'll look more swole that way.

Machine wash in cold water.  Tumble dry low.  Take a shirtless selfie while you wait.  We know you're going to post that shit on Instagram.  #humanoctanewash

There can only be one favorite when it comes to F words.  Ours happens to be four letters and can be considered a verb, adverb and adjective.  We just can't go around shouting it all the time, so this shirt has to give people the message.  We made it with a premium cotton/lycra blend that is soft AF and will retain its shape forever.  

The Details

  • Athletic cut to accomodate the work you've been puttin' in
  • Premium cotton/lycra blend is soft AF and has just the right amount of stretch
  • Tagless ... those things are a pain in the ass anyway
  • Silicone screen print flexes with the fabric

This is our athletic fit, which is close to your body without much extra fabric around it.  The sleeves are designed to fit snug around your arms ... you'll look more swole that way.

Machine wash in cold water.  Tumble dry low.  Take a shirtless selfie while you wait.  We know you're going to post that shit on Instagram.  #humanoctanewash

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